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'My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.' –Jerry Seinfeld.'Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.' –Unknown.'Stay young at heart, kind in spirit, and enjoy retirement living.' –Danielle Duckery.Act like the inner young person you have always been.' –J. 'You have to put off being young until you can retire.' –Unknown.If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.” –Mark Twain 'When a man retires, his wife gets twice as much husband for half as much money.' –Chi Chi Rodriguez.“What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Retired.” –Unknown.'My father calls acting 'a state of permanent retirement with short spurts of work.'' –Chris Pine.'Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.' –Gene Perret.So I do it three or four times a day.' –Gene Perret 'I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work.'Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, 'Hi, Honey, I'm home-forever.'' –Gene Perret.'He who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.' –Unknown.They aren't going to get rid of me that way.' –Betty White 'When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.' –R.C.'A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.' –Ella Harris.'The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.' –Unknown.It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.' –Gene Perret

'I see retirement as just another of these reinventions, another chance to do new things and be a new version of myself.' –Walt Mossberg.“Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials – much to live on and much to live for.” –Unknown.“Don't simply retire from something have something to retire to.” –Harry Emerson Fosdick.“Retire from work, but not from life.” –M.K.“The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things.” –Susan Miller.“You are never too old to set a new goal or dream a new dream.” –C.S.It's the life in your years.” –Abraham Lincoln

“And in the end it's not the years in your life that count.

'Retire from your job, but never retire your mind.' –Unknown.

'Retirement is the only time in your life when time no longer equals money.' –Unknown.

'For many, retirement is a time for personal growth, which becomes the path to greater freedom.' –Robert Delamontague.

'Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.' –Will Rogers.

Some call it 'retirement.' I call it bliss.' –Betty Sullivan

#Retirement words of wisdom funny full

'There is a whole new kind of life ahead, full of experiences just waiting to happen.It is the beginning of the open highway.' –Unknown 'Retirement is not the end of the road.'Often when you think you're at the end of something, you're at the beginning of something else.' –Fred Rogers.